Ten funny advices for every occasion

1. Better Late than Pregnant.

2. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

3. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

4. Don't get caught in bed with a living boy or a dead hooker.

5. Always piss down a slope.

6. Pray God to free you from  Darkness. If even after the pray you are in Darkness -  Please pay the electricity bill.

7.Never insult anybody unintentionally. Make sure you mean it.

8.Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

9.  Study is healthy. Leave it for sick.

10.  Money is not everything. There are credit cards too.

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